Joke 1:
It happened this morning when my dad met my neighbour who is staying 2 door away from mine. Let's name him A.
My next door neighbour's wife (named her as "B") was sweeping the car porch floor.
A: (Being kepoh) Hey... is she the neighbour's mum ah?
Dad: ssssshhhhhh.... No ah... she is his WIFE ah.
A is puzzled and surrounded with question marks??????????
Joke 2:
Mum was hanging the wet clothes on the drying rack at the back of the house. B was doing dunno-wat-kind of gardening. Since mum told me yesterday that B's husband already fixed an super-duper "UGLY" fence at the back of the house. So, me being kepoh, also wanna check out how UGLY it is. I was pretending talking to my mum while peeking what was she doing.
When we were on the way to work....
Mum: Did you see the UGLY fence?
Me: Yeah... Don't really understand what are they going to do with the fence. But it seems like they would plant some vegetables there...
Mum: Who was there doing gardening just now? Is it the husband?
Me: No la... it was B there.... you can't differentiate the husband and wife ah???
Mum: The wife looks so old, so much older than when we 1st saw her before the renovation (which was about 5mths back). Can't differentiate them liao...
Me: ?????????????????????
Mum: You know oh.... (telling the Joke 1). Conclusion of the jokes: this is mother-son couple....
Me: ???????? buuuuuaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahahahaha
Moral of the story: Girls must stay young as possible as you could. Buuuuaaaaaaahhhhhaaaa...
It happened this morning when my dad met my neighbour who is staying 2 door away from mine. Let's name him A.
My next door neighbour's wife (named her as "B") was sweeping the car porch floor.
A: (Being kepoh) Hey... is she the neighbour's mum ah?
Dad: ssssshhhhhh.... No ah... she is his WIFE ah.
A is puzzled and surrounded with question marks??????????
Joke 2:
Mum was hanging the wet clothes on the drying rack at the back of the house. B was doing dunno-wat-kind of gardening. Since mum told me yesterday that B's husband already fixed an super-duper "UGLY" fence at the back of the house. So, me being kepoh, also wanna check out how UGLY it is. I was pretending talking to my mum while peeking what was she doing.
When we were on the way to work....
Mum: Did you see the UGLY fence?
Me: Yeah... Don't really understand what are they going to do with the fence. But it seems like they would plant some vegetables there...
Mum: Who was there doing gardening just now? Is it the husband?
Me: No la... it was B there.... you can't differentiate the husband and wife ah???
Mum: The wife looks so old, so much older than when we 1st saw her before the renovation (which was about 5mths back). Can't differentiate them liao...
Me: ?????????????????????
Mum: You know oh.... (telling the Joke 1). Conclusion of the jokes: this is mother-son couple....
Me: ???????? buuuuuaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahahahaha
Moral of the story: Girls must stay young as possible as you could. Buuuuaaaaaaahhhhhaaaa...
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